"SICKNESS POLICY" The forums

[Admin]

SICKNESS:
No excuse. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are
able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to visit the forum.

AN OPERATION:
We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish to discourage any thoughts that you may need an
operation. We believe that as long as you are an forum member here, you will need all of whatever you
have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are and to have
anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for

DEATH:
Other than your own:
This is no excuse for not using the forum. There is nothing you can do for them, and we are sure
that someone else can attend to the arrangements. However, if the funeral can be held in the late
afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently let you
leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the work is ahead enough to keep the job going in
your absence.

YOUR OWN:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as we feel it
is your duty to train your replacement. Please remeber, when you reach your final destination, please change your email address so you may continue to use the forum.

ALSO:
Too much time is being spent in the loo. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, those whose names begin with "A" will go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable to go at your time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your time comes again.

Forum user Notice to The S&S Show
Forum Users must give The S&S Show sufficient notice when requesting days off from the Forum (Holiday entitlement As known as). Although the S&S Show have their own policy, Forum users are required to give The S&S Show prior notice that is equal to twice the number of days that the user is requesting for holiday.